Uh… Yahoo?

You okay?

For the record, no. No it is not 0 degrees in Mesa, AZ on November 2nd, and it never has been. Especially not while it’s apparently 70 degrees 30 miles away in Phoenix.

That five-tornado forecast, though.

Apocalyptic

One thing I will admit Arizona does right? Sunsets. Especially during monsoon season, when you step outside and this is the eastern horizon:

monsoon sunset over Mesa, Arizona 8.17.14

The spawn asked me if it was raining sunshine.